PeevePile • A Pet Peeve Archive

Repeating music on DVD menus.
You memorize, and are subsequently annoyed by the soundtrack. Then, when you finally get around to hitting the 'play' button after preparing for your film's enjoyment, you'll hear it a couple more times in the actual movie.

— Charles from Brooklyn, NY | Technology | 3.16.2009 | Comments (1)

Being on someone's non-profit or creative project email list for eternity after dating them for a very brief period, or merely making their acquaintance.
Once a month, I have to experience a little bit of guilt when I receive an email invitation to a fund raiser to save children who are stricken with some terrible degenerative disease just because I met this girl on Halloween two years ago, and talked to her for an hour â€” and that was it.

— Charles from Trenton, NJ | Internet | 1.14.2009 | Comments (1)

Relentless pursuit of a lent item after breakup or fading of a relationship.
Is not having that copy of Atonement really driving you nuts, or are you just antagonizing me? When you lose a relationship, material objects go along with it. Make copies!

— Charles from New York, NY | Relationships | 3.15.2009 | Comments (2)

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex...
I take a girl I've never been naughty with back to my place. I have to undress her, undress me, kiss her, go down on her, stroke her, rub her, tease her, etc. All she does this whole time is lay there like a bump on a log acting as if I should be willing to do everything because this beautiful girl is giving of her beautiful self to me. Please! I'm not bad looking. And good looking girls are plentiful. You're not that special. Now do something! Anything! I'd like to enjoy this too!

— Charles from Houston, Texas | Sex | 11.4.2008 | Comments (26)

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 5 stars

Water on the counter at a public bathroom such that when you lean over to wash your hands, your stomach and crotch area get all wet. » 5 stars

When people tell me to "calm down" when I am already calm. » 5 stars

Putting on a clean pair of socks, entering the bathroom or kitchen and standing in a water splash left on the floor, thus getting your clean socks wet and forcing you to change them. » 5 stars

Excessive and difficult-to-remove packaging » 4.95238 stars

Rolls of toilet paper in which the size and weight to tensile strength ratio renders it impossible to dispense the paper in the usual manner (ie: pull on the end, roll turns, paper advances). » 4.93333 stars

Doctors "shortening" your wait time by making you wait in the exam room instead. » 4.93333 stars

People who touch computer screens. » 4.91667 stars

Using mobile phones at the register. » 127 Comments

The non-existance of unpadded bras in cup sizes less than D. Macy's, Victoria's secret, and Bloomingdales do not carry them. unpadded. » 41 Comments

People who put ketchup in the refrigerator. » 41 Comments

When pregnant women complain about being pregnant. » 39 Comments

People who deliberately pronounce words incorrectly and repeatedly. » 34 Comments

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex... » 32 Comments

"Irregardless." » 30 Comments

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 27 Comments

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – rillengig 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Peenevoni 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – ignolefolla 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – shoopsync 2/5

10.31.10

Thanks to a recent torrent of spam, I’ve had to disable comments for a while. I’ve now removed the ability to put links in the comments. Email me if you want to put something in, such as five links to knock-off handbag sites, and I’ll happily oblige.

09.10.10

I’ve added two features to the sidebar: Highest Rating and Hotly Debated. They will be updated daily. To my surprise, the ketchup-in-fridge peeve seemed to really incite some anger — it’s clearly a complex situation that affects us all.

It should be noted that the star ratings indicate how much you agree with, or appreciate, the peeve, not how you feel when it happens.

I will be adding a Paragon Peeves section as well, for my and my friends’ personal favorites.

Please enjoy, and contact me if you have any new feature ideas.