PEEVES by DANA ››
When you ask someone a yes or no question and they respond simply by saying "please."
When I am at my retail job and someone is buying a really small item (something that could very easily be carried) I always ask them if they need a bag (in the hopes that they won't and I can possibly limit the number of wasteful bags being dispensed). Upon asking the customer if they need a bag for their purchase and they look at me tartly and say "please" as if they had never even considered the option of not wasting a plastic bag.
Unevenly arranged sandwich fillings.
I was just at a Subway today, and the Caribbean lime chicken didn't make it to the edges of the bread. Because of this, the tomato and cucumber slipped into the vast chicken-less crevasse. I had to take multiple bites in one go to avoid a mouthful of just tomato and bread. The worst is when this happens with a burrito. I don't want to eat a dry rice-filled tortilla.