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When people use the word "olfactorily."

It's stink-ass snobby.

— Holly from New York, NY | Conversation | 5.11.2009 | Comments (6)

I've referred to a fictional "ole factory" before. Is this ok?

— Alana Post

As I sit here in my smoking jacket in the Ole Factory, eating the finest caviar and halfheartedly contemplating this here eugenics primer while I wait for my diurnal foot massage, I have to say I couldn't agree with you more, Holly.

— Diana

Yeah, but aren't you the same Diana who submitted the peeve about the "olfactorily" ruined salad?

— Anonymous

You may be onto something, Anonymous. Now you must reinterpret the ENTIRE MEANING of my whole comment.

— Diana

You're right, Diana. In my haste, I didn't see that in your comment, you own up to your being a stink-ass snob, and by extension, an appropriate user of the word "olfactorily." Sorry to interrupt the foot massage.

— Anonymous

Maybe it could be an "olé factory" where they make cheap Americanized Tex-Mex food.

— jmc posted 5/11/2009

Single = Anomaly? » You forgot the cats in that litany of cliches. Even if her only standard is having mutual lovey-dovey feelings with someone, this either happens or it doesn't, there's no forcing it. Those who spout "you're not trying hard enough" and "you're too picky" does not seem to understand this. Maybe she simply means that she would be settling if she married just to meet people's expectations, since she hasn't met someone she loves who loves her back. NOT that everyone who is married is settling. – B. Alexander 8/27

On a coat, or a skirt, with a slit, the manufacturer will sew the slit closed with a small X of thread, and people are too stupid to realize they're meant to be removed. So they walk around with their vents sewn closed, and I want to run up to them and snip the threads off and then loudly shame them in public. I don't know how I've managed to restrain myself. » Hee, seems like some people actually don't know they can snip those. If you approach them nicely, maybe they will let you snip it for them. – B. Alexander 8/27

Hugging every time we see each other. » There is a definitely a too-many hugs problem, and another peeve: when someone hugs everyone a group except YOU, or you don't feel lik hugging one person but don't want to be exclusionary. – Biffy 8/27

When pregnant women complain about being pregnant. » if you have a kitten is it okay to be pregnant ? – kylie 8/25

The use of the word addicting. It's not a word! You mean "addictive"! » THANK YOU. – Nancy 8/24

People who ask me to burn them a CD. » Surely they're asking you to burn it because they don't have the files they want to burn onto it, but you do? – Rosie 8/24

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