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Hallucinating the ring of my cell phone.

Is it because I'm so desperate for human contact that my mind produces phantom rings? A friend of mine feels phantom vibrations of her cell phone.

— Hairnette Funicello from Malibu | Technology | 2.18.2010 | Comments (6)

Oh man, both happen to me. The other day I thought I heard it ring and then thought I heard the text msg indicator. It certainly makes one feel desperate...

— Snatch

I do the same thing! I "feel" it vibrate but, wait! Nope! Just my imagination.

— Sasha posted 2/18/2010

Me, too. Strange phee-nom.

— Lorraine posted 2/18/2010

Or, just when you start ignoring the phantom rings, there's someone who has the exact same ringtone as you and so you don't know if you're hearing phantoms, your actual phone, or the other idiot who was too lazy like you to change the default.

— mute_button posted 2/22/2010

Faux-cell-larm

— herong posted 2/25/2010

that means its time to change ringtones!

— sprinkles posted 2/27/2010

When parents start voicemail messages with "hey [name], it's your mother/father." » My husband does this with his kids! It never fails to drive me bugshit! – Mindy 7/26

Grubby, tangled haired children. » Keeping clean is one thing; the kids I see don't even start out clean. Parents and kids both seem to roll out of bed and go to the local WalMart (where else?) without so much as running as hairbrush through their hair or taking a bar of soap to their bodies. I think we can be quite sure they don't know what a toothbrush is for! The trend of wearing pajama bottoms in public needs to stop as well. – Mindy 7/26

When strangers try to touch my children. » Good god, it's like you read my mind. I absolutely hate it when I'm in the grocery store and people touch my son's feet or poke his little cheeks. Yes, I know he's the cutest thing on this earth but THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TOUCH HIM – CakeThief 7/24

Air quotes. » use shocker quotes instead. form shocker with fingers, bend to mimic quoting action. – kn obel 7/22

When non-white street beggars call me racist when I don't give them money. » I always want to know if people would feel equally as badly if the opposite were true. Like, if you only gave money to non-white street beggars out of guilt/fear of being perceived as racist. That's racism, too, right? Right? No one complains about that one... – Chelsea 7/22

When non-white street beggars call me racist when I don't give them money. » Ugh. This happened to me when I declined to sign a petition without even hearing what it was about (I was also not a registered voter in that state AND was in a hurry). Jeez, I'm not racist! I hate all petition signature gatherers equally. – Kate 7/21

02.11.10

Send in your mobile phone pet peeves for the week of February 15th! Perhaps the simplest and most common generator of peeves, the mobile phone prods and pricks us in all places, public and private. With skull phones just around the corner, it’s likely these peeves will soon become irrelevant—so let’s spray them across the galaxy while we still can.

01.18.10

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01.02.10

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