PeevePile • A Pet Peeve Archive » The fact that cats and dogs go out of their way to eat things that can kill them.

The fact that cats and dogs go out of their way to eat things that can kill them.

Even for a small brained mammal, eating a bag of tinsel or a box of snail poison is just stupid. It can't really be called accidental either.

— fifi from Tuscaloosa, Alabama | Pets | 9.9.2008 | Comments (2)

My pup once pooped out a used condom at my mom's feet.

— Harnette

My dog, in his just-rescued-from-pound days (that is, before receiving any kind of training), once stopped us in a crosswalk in order to eat a pile of rotted tomato goo off the street, vom it back up, and then eat that. I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed.

— Diana posted 5/18/2009

People who consume multiple french fries per mouthful. » I suppose we should eat them one at a time, with a fork (held ONLY in the left hand...Eurostyle), and pat our mouths after each fry with a napkin? ;-) – Ami 3/12

The non-existance of unpadded bras in cup sizes less than D. Macy's, Victoria's secret, and Bloomingdales do not carry them. unpadded. » I'm a 34GG. Try buying ANY bras from non-specialist shops at this size. – 3/12

Social nicety bullies. » A good response if someone has asked you already that day is, "Oh, about the same as I was an hour ago - how can I help?" – 3/12

Mothers who keep telling me that "I'll change my mind", after I tell them that I don't want kids. » It's more selfish to bring a life into a world none of us are that stoked on, without its prior agreement. – 3/12

Having house guests who sleep really late. » What the hell are you talking about?! Wake the fucker up! – 3/12

People who consume multiple french fries per mouthful. » JM doesn't have an opinion, just an attitude problem, apparently... – 3/12

02.11.10

Send in your mobile phone pet peeves for the week of February 15th! Perhaps the simplest and most common generator of peeves, the mobile phone prods and pricks us in all places, public and private. With skull phones just around the corner, it’s likely these peeves will soon become irrelevant—so let’s spray them across the galaxy while we still can.

01.18.10

For the next week or so, the pictures for peeves will be of Peeve Pile’s national spokesperson, Rob Grace, and his special person, Shana, enacting various peeves. Please feel free to make such pictures yourself. Just include a link to them when submitting a peeve.

01.02.10

Hello. I’ve added a voting feature, so you can vote as you assume that you would – just click on a one-to-five star rating (it will tell you your vote has been recorded); five indicating that you completely agree with, or find the peeve amusing, one meaning the opposite.

Once a bunch of ratings are in, I’ll add a worst, and best rated area to the right column.