PeevePile • A Pet Peeve Archive

post | about | read | rss | contact

"That was a joke."

Yeah, I'm not an idiot. It just wasn't funny.

— Carmen from Austria | Conversation | 11.14.2009 | Comments (4)

My mom does this all the time.

— jmc posted 11/16/2009

This is indeed annoying. What's worse? When someone says something TERRIBLE, then chuckles or laughs, in an effort to take the edge off what they say. "Oh, what's up with your sweater? That's the most ugly thing I've ever seen!...Tee hee!"

— Niko posted 11/17/2009

Ugh, I know! It's almost like they're trying to make the situation worse for both of you by making you explicitly point out their failure to achieve humor. The worst is when it's racism or other intolerance disguised as a joke. I have begun just saying "yeah, that's actually a really hateful remark towards [group x] so I didn't think it was funny at all" while making direct, steely eye contact for an uncomfortably long time. I find that in spite of my fear of being seen as unpleasant, humorless, or just generally bad at interacting with people, this is almost always worth it.

— Diana posted 12/3/2009

My reply to "that was a joke" when said joke was lame at best is usually "I'm sorry, did you want a pity laugh?"

— Rhayne posted 1/26/2011

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 5 stars

Water on the counter at a public bathroom such that when you lean over to wash your hands, your stomach and crotch area get all wet. » 5 stars

When people tell me to "calm down" when I am already calm. » 5 stars

Putting on a clean pair of socks, entering the bathroom or kitchen and standing in a water splash left on the floor, thus getting your clean socks wet and forcing you to change them. » 5 stars

Excessive and difficult-to-remove packaging » 4.95238 stars

Rolls of toilet paper in which the size and weight to tensile strength ratio renders it impossible to dispense the paper in the usual manner (ie: pull on the end, roll turns, paper advances). » 4.93333 stars

Doctors "shortening" your wait time by making you wait in the exam room instead. » 4.93333 stars

People who touch computer screens. » 4.91667 stars

Using mobile phones at the register. » 127 Comments

The non-existance of unpadded bras in cup sizes less than D. Macy's, Victoria's secret, and Bloomingdales do not carry them. unpadded. » 41 Comments

People who put ketchup in the refrigerator. » 41 Comments

When pregnant women complain about being pregnant. » 39 Comments

People who deliberately pronounce words incorrectly and repeatedly. » 34 Comments

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex... » 32 Comments

"Irregardless." » 30 Comments

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 27 Comments

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – luctroyally 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Cireekeld 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Kannyhila 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Steashamate 2/6

10.31.10

Thanks to a recent torrent of spam, I’ve had to disable comments for a while. I’ve now removed the ability to put links in the comments. Email me if you want to put something in, such as five links to knock-off handbag sites, and I’ll happily oblige.

09.10.10

I’ve added two features to the sidebar: Highest Rating and Hotly Debated. They will be updated daily. To my surprise, the ketchup-in-fridge peeve seemed to really incite some anger — it’s clearly a complex situation that affects us all.

It should be noted that the star ratings indicate how much you agree with, or appreciate, the peeve, not how you feel when it happens.

I will be adding a Paragon Peeves section as well, for my and my friends’ personal favorites.

Please enjoy, and contact me if you have any new feature ideas.