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When people arbitrarily try to set you up with someone else, citing your shared singleness as your common trait.

Please put a little more thought into who you think I might spend the rest of my life with!

— Biffy from Brooklyn, NY | Relationships | 4.4.2009 | Comments (4)

Oooh, you're single, too? You should really meet my two-your-old retarded nephew.

— carrie g

Amen, Biffy! I hate blind dates. People think just because I share the same skin color as someone it is a fantastic/perfect reason for us to meet, date, fall in love, get married and have babies. HELL NO!

— Xian

Same here — I get people wanting to find my female physical clone, which is probably the most repulsive thing I can imagine touching.

— Biffy posted 4/4/2009

That's why peevepile is such a great way to meet new people, reach out to new people, and connect with people! You never know who you might meet lobbing peeves onto the pile! I met my first wife on peevepile, and we're still generally on good terms with one another! Things get a little weird around the holidays, but then I just lob a peeve about it onto the pile! Peevepile.com. Pile it on!

— Rob posted 4/5/2009

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 5 stars

Water on the counter at a public bathroom such that when you lean over to wash your hands, your stomach and crotch area get all wet. » 5 stars

When people tell me to "calm down" when I am already calm. » 5 stars

Putting on a clean pair of socks, entering the bathroom or kitchen and standing in a water splash left on the floor, thus getting your clean socks wet and forcing you to change them. » 5 stars

Excessive and difficult-to-remove packaging » 4.95238 stars

Rolls of toilet paper in which the size and weight to tensile strength ratio renders it impossible to dispense the paper in the usual manner (ie: pull on the end, roll turns, paper advances). » 4.93333 stars

Doctors "shortening" your wait time by making you wait in the exam room instead. » 4.93333 stars

People who touch computer screens. » 4.91667 stars

Using mobile phones at the register. » 127 Comments

The non-existance of unpadded bras in cup sizes less than D. Macy's, Victoria's secret, and Bloomingdales do not carry them. unpadded. » 41 Comments

People who put ketchup in the refrigerator. » 41 Comments

When pregnant women complain about being pregnant. » 39 Comments

People who deliberately pronounce words incorrectly and repeatedly. » 34 Comments

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex... » 32 Comments

"Irregardless." » 30 Comments

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 27 Comments

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – luctroyally 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Cireekeld 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Kannyhila 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Steashamate 2/6

10.31.10

Thanks to a recent torrent of spam, I’ve had to disable comments for a while. I’ve now removed the ability to put links in the comments. Email me if you want to put something in, such as five links to knock-off handbag sites, and I’ll happily oblige.

09.10.10

I’ve added two features to the sidebar: Highest Rating and Hotly Debated. They will be updated daily. To my surprise, the ketchup-in-fridge peeve seemed to really incite some anger — it’s clearly a complex situation that affects us all.

It should be noted that the star ratings indicate how much you agree with, or appreciate, the peeve, not how you feel when it happens.

I will be adding a Paragon Peeves section as well, for my and my friends’ personal favorites.

Please enjoy, and contact me if you have any new feature ideas.