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Taking forever to get out the door.
I'm about to leave and I realize I need my phone or keys or a list of things to buy...and this keeps happening until all the time it took kind of makes a mockery of whatever it was I was supposed to do outside.
— Stuart from | Self | 4.25.2009 | Comments (9)
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Even worse is when the person you are with takes forever to get out the door.
— vagina jones
Try having obsessive compulsions! Leaving the house becomes an elaborate and arcane courting ritual between actual needs, and most irrational fears.
— Alana Post
Well it's nice to know that I'm not the only one with this problem..! :P
— Adrian
I'm awful with this. I will be trying to make a bus and I suddenly can't find my phone or I decide I absolutely have to change into another shirt. Once, I had everything planned out and laid out, I put a bag of stuff I needed to take with me in front of the door - so I would not forget it - and I'm out the door in record time! I'm actually going to make the bus without running! Only to get halfway up the block and realize I didn't take the stuff I needed because the bag was blocking the door, and in one great efficient movement, I had moved the bag aside with one foot, stepped out, and pulled the door closed behind me. I laugh now, but I just can't win at this game.
— Kerrin posted 4/25/2009
Friends with kids. Going anywhere takes hours to get there.
— Personaldecay posted 4/25/2009
This happens to me all the time -- the worst is when other people make you feel like a jerk about it. Yeah, and if it sucks for *you* imagine how fun it is for me to be around *myself*.
— Diana posted 4/27/2009
Ladies, get your shit together already. Sheeesh.
— Rafiq of the Many posted 4/29/2009
Really... only the ladies need to get it together? Everytime we go somewhere, I'm waiting on my husband for at least 15 minutes!
— Brooke posted 5/3/2009
I do this to myself, and I'm a husband without a wife.
— Biff posted 5/3/2009
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