PeevePile • A Pet Peeve Archive » When in the middle of a good conversation in, say a diner, an incredibly cheesy song comes on, making the conversation feel like it's an important bonding moment in a shitty movie.

When in the middle of a good conversation in, say a diner, an incredibly cheesy song comes on, making the conversation feel like it's an important bonding moment in a shitty movie.

There is barrage of cheesy modern rock songs that sound like they would go well with the opening credits for a teen drama television show flooding into our nations food establishments even as you read this. They are the species of song that most begs for musical genocide.

— Biffy from Brooklyn, NY | Music | 3.19.2009 | Comments (2)

I find that with eighties girl pop in particular, I feel like I'm in a commercial for women's hair removal products or tampons or something, like "these are the moments that count . . . for your vagina." One time I mentioned this to a friend who then wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day because we were singing to the Go-Gos in my car and then I mentioned that I felt like I was in a razor commercial, which prevented from her listening to any 80s all-girl punk for basically months.

— Diana

I like to comment really loudly on the music making a moment movie-like to, you know, really amp up the awkwardness. My favorite is picturing everyone exaggeratedly tilting their heads back to laugh while "every little thing she does is maaaaagic" plays.

— Alana Post

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 5 stars

Water on the counter at a public bathroom such that when you lean over to wash your hands, your stomach and crotch area get all wet. » 5 stars

When people tell me to "calm down" when I am already calm. » 5 stars

Putting on a clean pair of socks, entering the bathroom or kitchen and standing in a water splash left on the floor, thus getting your clean socks wet and forcing you to change them. » 5 stars

Excessive and difficult-to-remove packaging » 4.95238 stars

Rolls of toilet paper in which the size and weight to tensile strength ratio renders it impossible to dispense the paper in the usual manner (ie: pull on the end, roll turns, paper advances). » 4.93333 stars

Doctors "shortening" your wait time by making you wait in the exam room instead. » 4.93333 stars

People who touch computer screens. » 4.91667 stars

Using mobile phones at the register. » 127 Comments

The non-existance of unpadded bras in cup sizes less than D. Macy's, Victoria's secret, and Bloomingdales do not carry them. unpadded. » 41 Comments

People who put ketchup in the refrigerator. » 41 Comments

When pregnant women complain about being pregnant. » 39 Comments

People who deliberately pronounce words incorrectly and repeatedly. » 34 Comments

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex... » 32 Comments

"Irregardless." » 30 Comments

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 27 Comments

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Peenevoni 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – ignolefolla 2/6

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – shoopsync 2/5

Using mobile phones at the register. » super – Tixexteve 2/5

10.31.10

Thanks to a recent torrent of spam, I’ve had to disable comments for a while. I’ve now removed the ability to put links in the comments. Email me if you want to put something in, such as five links to knock-off handbag sites, and I’ll happily oblige.

09.10.10

I’ve added two features to the sidebar: Highest Rating and Hotly Debated. They will be updated daily. To my surprise, the ketchup-in-fridge peeve seemed to really incite some anger — it’s clearly a complex situation that affects us all.

It should be noted that the star ratings indicate how much you agree with, or appreciate, the peeve, not how you feel when it happens.

I will be adding a Paragon Peeves section as well, for my and my friends’ personal favorites.

Please enjoy, and contact me if you have any new feature ideas.